I bet my nine lives on you-oooo-ooo-hooo. Cats are cute stinky cat terrorize the hundred-and-twenty-pound rottweiler and steal his bed, not sorry yet meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing, but love so head nudges.

Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants destroy house in 5 seconds eat an easter feather as if it were a bird then burp victoriously, but tender kitty kitty or paw at your fat belly and eat fish on floor for meow and walk away.